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This. Exactly this.

Hey, at least they got SOME money for being the Official Black Friends for a bunch of people who want to advance racist policies without owning their racism, outright.

Ross IS powerful. Demanding sexual favors wouldn’t work if he wasn’t the one holding the cards.

He looks like that guy you work hard not to make eye contact with at the bar.

Here comes Gilbert reminding everyone that he’s a fucking idiot.

How will you have time, what with the endless waves of trollgasms you folks have whenever you get the chance to misgender a trans stranger?

I’m surprised that this story made news because “White-skinned Black Woman” has been her job title for, like, 15 years now, but also because... who is checking for Coco nowadays?

I hope the marriage thing works out for her, but I sincerely hope she’s lying about the masturbation part to avoid upsetting her parents or something. Sexual feelings are sexual feelings. Having them (or not having them) shouldn’t be treated as a source of shame... until a man with a ring shows up! Also, clits are

That’s just a lack of foresight. If she’d named him Daring Billionaire, then he would have actually been a Daring Billionaire, at least until he started school and started asking people to call him Darren, probably.

Please accept this award for bravery.

I fully expected this article to state that he’d legally changed his first name to “Doctor.”

*Hova pause*

Please. She did blackface because She. Wanted. To. and she probably felt a makeup challenge (or Halloween) was a “loophole” where she could get away with it.

Okay, but I was referring to the people across three juries who weren’t bothered by the father’s actions.

It’s nice to know that protecting the “purity” of white vaginas is just as important now as it was in 1955.

To firearms! The cause of, and solution to, all of America’s problems!

Peak ONTD was like nothing else, but I think the Solange elevator video was the last time I was there.

Yeah, there’s no fucking chance his nose was born that way.

“Baby, you’re sick”