She’s a General, WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Did they meet on MeHarmony?

I get the feeling that neither of them originally planned to still be married to the other one by 2020.

This reads like a Lonely Island demo.

This reminds me of the time that one of my 2nd grade classmates mocked me for not having any friends, and I listed God and my parents.

I see you, Monty J.

I feel like the point where you’d see a headline like this and question its veracity is long gone.

I hope she gets some deep fulfillment from singing for that sea of pale faces who are probably wondering when she’s going to do “Girl on Fire”.

But will they attend Pence’s in... March-ish?

Does anybody know... *anybody* in real life that talks like this?

He already failed that test back when “Two Corinthians” happened.

Literally no one suggests that our planet spun out of a “gastrous” ball.

Not saying I want H.W. to die, but wouldn’t it be great to watch Electoral College-Winner Trump be upstaged by a corpse?

Is fuckman a thing? Because Steve Harvey’s stale ass is a perfect candidate.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/update-jon-bovi/n12484

C’mon. It was just locker room talk. It’s our fault for hearing it.

Truth.

She sort of implied that black people just couldn’t handle her desire to perform for a president on yesterday’s episode of AM Joy.

It’s a biopic about a famous African-American man, so, Chadwick Boseman, obviously.