Props to her for choosing the highest road, but I’m so fucking done with these allegedly inspiring “Black Victim Forgives White Attacker” stories.

I can’t believe I had to scroll so long to find this one.

I lost my last grandparent at the beginning of this year and, yeah, I know how you feel.

If you prefer any of the non-Hathaway versions of this song, you are wack as hell.

If you’re gonna be tacky, at least spend your trip to the stage planning what you’re gonna say when you get up there.

Has someone from a white show done this and faced the opposite response?

What a fucking terrible person.

Wow. That’s only three more acts than I have scheduled to planned to play my apartment that day.

It’s not that shocking since Ivanka speaks without an accent, doesn’t have a shady immigration backstory, and (I assume) doesn’t have freely circulating nudes that can be thrown back in her face for the next four years.

Off-topic, but I laughed way too hard at the Quantum Leap joke in this episode.

Submitted. I used some of the language in this script as a jumping off point.

Clicked for this one. Not disappointed.

Don’t be crazy. Benjamin Bratt has never had the ability to make something successful just by showing up.

Because the only thing separating you from this young woman and her 12 grade “long con” is citizenship.

Yeah, but, remember Walter Scott wasn’t paying his child support.

“I’m not racist, but...”

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I was mentally repeating “please don’t let the dad be black” as I read this and felt crestfallen when called the victim “fast.”

I don’t fuck with Steve Harvey anymore, but him wearing a trademark root vegetable-colored suit is basically James Bond compared to Presidential First Runner-Up Trump, who continually looks like a dude who borrowed his dad’s suit for a court date.

I’m rooting for cholesterol.