I'm up for an Old Hollywood miniseries every year if Ryan Murphy is.

That card game was lovely. I initially assumed that that was signifying Joan's death, what with Bette arriving at the party last, but it turns out that Jack Warner outlived Joan by a little bit.

I used to hatewatch Morning Joe just for Mika's "so disgusted I'm going to faint" routine.

Maybe Rabin's talking about that footstool thingie you see on some crucifixes?

Admitting to believing that you might be divine, bragging about dazzling black folks with your take on a negro spiritual, that Denny's kids' menu cover… I love that nobody stopped him from doing these things.

Fuck it. I'm finally signing up for Audible.

But he's younger, thinner, and has more hair!

Giving Trump the benefit of the doubt, KJU did go from looking 16 to looking sixty in about 5 years.

Damn, can't he just focus on his next Think Like a Man, Act Like My Next Ex-Wife installment and let us enjoy SATA?

"His Eye Is on the Sparrow" (dedicated to your sick mama) or GTFO

Two things I like about this post:

I agree with this comment on account of it's well-thought-out arguments and overall logical consistency.

Well, he couldn't drop the impersonation simply because he wasn't delivering a line, but his background 'jaggering' was exactly as big as when he was delivering a line.

I chuckled a few times, but a C feels generous. Fallon was Fallon, for better or worse. At least we got Rachel Dratch. (Did anyone else worry that he was going to forget to thank her during the goodbyes, even though she was standing right next to him?)

It's probably the other way around, to be honest.

The fourth-wall break in Trading Places, though that one might be properly-rated.

This movie is amazing, but, no.

He would have done better on ER, but he was holding that hot coffee.

I'm not complaining, but I suspect this article was just an excuse to post it.

Were any of their cables actually plugged into anything?