Maybe the shitslinger was trying to knock that Wu-Tang album loose.

They told me a turd couldn't dream
That I would never become a superhero
But I learned how to fly
Just to come back in a new disguise
And be the hero that I've always wanted to be

I agree with this comment on account of its logic and extreme relevance.

Andy Serkis

Cool story, bro.

Trump's bitter, tiny-handed tears over not being able to attract celebrities are delicious.

I'm Gonna Suck Ya, America!

Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor

Bran Van 3000 - Drinking in L.A.

Next - Too Close

Judy Garland - The Man That Got Away

Das Racist - Girl

Not that he notices that kind of thing

I guess Lester Holt is getting bumped back down to holiday/snowpocalypse duty.

Also, also: I was counting on Carrie to evolve into an Elaine Stritch-style old woman, and having that hope dashed makes me sad.

Stop.

Also, I'm glad she got to casually brag about fucking peak-Harrison Ford before the end came.

I don't even know what to say. Carrie was such a fucking badass.

2016 is really doing its best to ensure that 2017 is the wackest goddamn year on record.

I guess Lorne owed Ben a favor? Casey didn't seem enthusiastic about being there at all.