Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

A comment on another site compared him to skinny Fat Joe, which I can't unsee now.

Hi. I'd like to fight you for conjuring that mental image.

I can't tell whether that Expendables 3 thing is a joke, but I'm not gonna subject myself to this bullshit to find out.

Wha? You mean after he was electrocuted onstage after finishing the Metro show?

This dude is truly the Hype Williams of garbage 2000s rappers.

I'm in my 30s so, take this with a grain of salt, but I get the impression that he's only really a Thing because he's tossed his purity ring and joined the realms of the sex-havers. He's shooting for "new-school Timberlake," but landing closer to "male Selena Gomez".

The first one that came to mind for me was Janet Jackson pretending to whip her boob out while playing Condoleeza Rice.

Invent? No. Popularize? Definitely.

This episode was much better than the last one, but I think Angel in Denim: The Kim Davis Story might have been my only out-loud laugh of the night.

In 2009, at least.

Seems like this list needed about 30 more minutes of Wikipedia research.

Already there. Imagine the Venn diagram of male Limp Bizkit fans and dudes who fall into the 2% condom failure gap.

I approve of using holo-rappers to create/maintain feuds. Chino XL's free ride is over.

That's the Video Vanguard award. Nowadays, they only trot it out every few years to manipulate a star like Britney or Justin into showing up.

Everyone got in some screen time (even Sasheer and Jon Rudnitsky)

Up until now, I'd assumed that Sweeney Todd was off-limits for high school productions.

Odds that Jay-Z recorded his "verse" during the Bush Administration, without getting out of his car, a la Tracy Jordan?

Is it weird to be jealous of both the engineer AND the marbles?

Man, I love this album.