I'm on something called "adult logic". You'll understand someday.

I'm not the one who's arguing that a festival with which I have no connection should cater to my personal taste. And, again, your opinion isn't fact. It applies to you and you alone. Getting 89,999 friends who agree with you doesn't make it a fact.

Why should your opinion affect anybody else but you?

That's different. Those guys play guitars.

So the opposition to Metallica has nothing to do with the members' perceived personalities and everything to do with hunting? Maybe you're the one who should spend more time reading.

Oh really? Who else is being criticized for not knowing his place?

I've got great news for you: the fact that Kanye West was booked for Glastonbury doesn't mean that you have to listen to or buy any of his stuff.

And that's so convenient for you that you can apply that "real" label based on your own subjective tastes.

What do you think the performance would entail? Driving cross-country in a sub-compact with a broken stereo? Spending hours with him in a stopped elevator?

I'm sure he's deeply ashamed that some kid yelled "All the racists in the house say 'YEAH'" and thousands of them replied.

Does everybody have to pass a humility test or is it just the black dudes?

I can buy Cookie mistaking Lucious Lyon for a "real" name, but, in the decade or so before Cookie went to jail, she never laid eyes on any paperwork? Marriage license?

I hope Lucious has a song called "Play It for the Jury".

The Boondocks took all the good names.

I really, really hate the suggestion that faith is an effective way to manage mental disorders. That is Jenny McCarthy-level ignorance.

Part of me was hoping the show would go meta and have Jamal punch Black Rambo in the face.

I still don't have DVR, so I'm just thankful Jamal stretched that "SO WHAT IF I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" out long enough for me to finish laughing.

Love it.

Issa Rae's Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl

I remember that episode because of the epic Mood Whiplash it employed. The first 21 minutes are about Denise & Vanessa fighting over a sweater.