Also "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina".

I thought "You Really Got Me" and "All Day and All of the Night" were different parts of the same song for a long time.

Speaking of Blondie, there's "Call Me" and Muse's "Uprising".

"Drip, Drop" is just the kind of terrible shit that would be immensely popular with teenagers. However, I have to give it props for being the best equal opportunity sex rap since Run the Jewels and Gangsta Boo's "Love Again (Akinyele Back)". Everybody drips.

To quote the prophet Lyn Collins: "It takes to two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it outta sight."

The best one was a very random comment about references to interracial homosexual encounters in Moby Dick, inspired by a stray literature joke on a TBBT rerun. In retrospect, it makes perfect sense that he was working his way up to The Big Reveal but, at the time, I was trying to mentally retrace the steps of our…

Quit ragging on them. They're having a rough week.

Yeah, actually. L'Oreal owns them now.

One of my white friends recommended The Butler to me, adding that he liked it because it was a black movie that didn't make him "feel bad about being white". It turned out, that was just the first in a series of odd racial comments that were leading up to him revealing that he is gay and was involved with a black guy.

I kept waiting for the Jay-Z sketch to develop beyond "LOL, white guys", but it never did.

IMO, Kenan's original characters aren't really the problem. They're usually kind of one-note, but you can say that about a lot of SNL performers. It's the half-assed impressions with accents that die after the first sentence that are the problem.

Oh yeah. This is the one with the crappy "Policy of Truth" cover in the TV trailer.

I'm not going to pretend like this collabo isn't a little goofy, but the actual finished product doesn't suck anywhere near as much as it sounds like it should.

I haven't watched this in years, but it is still my favorite Opening Night movie experience.

UHMERICA!

I could have sworn De La Soul released the third AOI as a free download maybe 2 years ago, but I can't find any evidence to back that up.

Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!

I prefer sunglasses when anxiety punks me out, but, the widow veil got the job done last night.

The first thing I thought of was his own "Sweatpants, No Draws" routine.

He really should have worn underwear for that James Brown sketch.