GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!

"Hey! Hold on! Wait a minute, here. That grandstand wasn't double-bolted!"

"Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!"

I like stories.

My high school health teacher showed Jerry Maguire the last day of school.

R.I.P. doctor unknown

It literally doesn't matter what I type, since you're dedicated to "seeing" whatever you want in other commenters' replies, so, butterfly feet pretzel towel bookmark pretend common bathrobe tarp

What a shock!

Is it too late to change the title to LBJ: Totally the King of Selma?

I was relieved when the Academy finally quit nominating Morgan Freeman for playing Mandela in 2011.

Alfonso Cuaron won Best Director last year.

Again, nobody's saying that homophobia has vanished. You're the only one who is making it a matter of absolutes. Things aren't changing until they have already changed? 2014 was a pretty decent year for LGBT rappers. Azealia Banks finally released her album. Angel Haze was nominated for a VMA. Le1f performed on…

You should check out Frank's verse on Earl Sweatshirt's "Sunday".

FWIW, Frank Ocean does rap occasionally.

Nobody's saying that homophobia has vanished, but anyone who's actually paying attention would attest that the use of homophobic slurs has tapered off dramatically over the last decade, especially if you compare it to 95-05.

Insane in the Brain (feat. The London Symphony Orchestra)

My mom still calls them Pirin tablets.

R.I.P. That Guy

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that Rip Torn and Rip Taylor were not one especially versatile performer.

"Unreported" doesn't mean what you think it means.