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This is so true. There are a lot of references to rappers who couldn't be farther away from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's output, and a lot of them went right over my head. For years, I assumed that the Intelligent Hoodlum was a fake rap name created for a joke.

I know Buckcherry because I lost a Name that Tune contest for failing to recognize the intro to "Crazy Bitch". What I lost in the way of free liquor, I made up for in dignity.

My family had some fairly normal ones (Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story) and some odder ones (Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, The Godfathers 1 and 2).

Y'all gave the "acknowledging your own awesomeness" spot to Jay-Z instead of Lil' B's "Thank You Based God"? Does Kevin Durant work here?

I was also about 15, but I mostly remember hoping there was something between her and that subway seat.

I give this video 3.5 birthday Footlongs out of 4.

When she's onscreen, I become The Master of, uh… give me a minute. It's right on the tip of my tongue.

Amy Adams is great but, does this movie take place in an alternate universe where Janis began her career at forty?

Just bite down. Problem solved.

That hair episode brought back some traumatic memories, LOL. Just about every weekend trip to my maternal grandmother's house involved a hairstyle change of some type. I'd always leave in a puff and come back with a press and curl, or cornrows with beads. My mom usually rolled with the punches until the day I came

I think Ruby's "Zulu Cherokee" remark was a joke on some African Americans' tendency to claim Native American ancestry based on "evidence" like high cheekbones and straight (AKA "good") hair when, in reality, something like 95% of African Americans have <2% Native American ancestry.

They're probably members of that Can Bill Cosby Get More Rape Accusations than Nickelback has Likes? Facebook group.

I wonder which Asian guy he'll inevitably replace Jeff with. Is Hiro Yamamoto still around?

If you include Zwan, we're up to Asian Guy 3.0 and Bass Girl 5.0.

She was the rich man's Ciara.

Agreed. We need a resolution.

I'm kind of surprised Up All Night isn't on here.

If you're a fan of generic, overly AutoTuned covers, poorly disguised exposition and characters so terribly miscast they have to keep repeating their names, this is the film for you!

Yeah, that was a bit of a shock, once I finally realized who she was.