What do you know? All of the black people are on the bottom, except for Hendrix and that nice "Hey Ya!" fellow.

My dad never spanked us, but my mom? Whoo boy… She used to do this thing where she'd put the belt in one hand and use the other to hold us by the wrist. Then she made us run in a circle around her while she whipped our ass/back region.

I died at that Glory line. I didn't see that movie until I was an adult, but I wish I could have taken beatings like that.

That CRS single sort of counts, doesn't it?

And that bitch Anne Murray, too!

If sampling doesn't count as making music, do collages not count as real art? Like, is Andy Warhol not actually a visual artist because he didn't design that soup can?

I think he's got a degenerative eye disorder. Rumor has it, he's blind-ish now.

Don't forget about establishing legitimacy, so you can determine which offspring get to inherit dad's stuff and which ones are SOL.

I watch/ed more than one AMC show and am childless, but my mind still went to Thomas the Tank Engine before I remembered Hell on Wheels.

I defended that song upthread, but I can't help but agree with this comment.

I really hope you aren't talking about "This Way".

It's usually a rite of passage for folks who aren't getting much exposure on the rest of the show. Finesse Mitchell probably made appearances on WU appearances than he did sketches.

I never would have guessed Big Les would have wound up on SNL, but it's cool that they're giving her a shot. It's too bad that SNL (probably) didn't consider hiring a not-so-young black woman back when Debra Wilson was available. (She deserves better than weird Old Navy commercials.)

You're probably right. SNL will basically be Comic View by 2016. And since B. Hussein Obama will finally be finished taking away the guns, there won't be anything we can do about it.

Would Barenaked Ladies' Stunt count? It's got gimmick rapping, but very BNL-sounding gimmick rapping.

I'd pull it up to Nurse Betty.

I see. I didn't know that MCHG had gone double-platinum.

If U2's album doesn't count, why does Magna Carta Holy Grail?

It turned out, he was the only one staring at the Sun.

Which disorder forces him to choose the douchiest frames in the universe?