Plus, Jim Bob and Michelle have the incentive to not let the oldest girls go, lest they have to start actually taking care of their own toddlers.

Meh. I hope McLovin's Lifetime movie is better.

Hey, it worked for "Zero Dark Thirty".

Going double-plastic in Pensacola?

Ha! Amateur! I used tape and magnetic strips to make removable decorations, so now I still get the joy of looking at TLC and Alanis Morissette every time I open my fridge.

The first two verses of Das Racist's "Rappin' 2 U" are so good, then Lakutis shows up and drags the average down. I skip his verse every time.

His verse on Kid Cudi's "Erase Me" is just one long set-up for a superweak diarrhea pun.

Back in the compact disc era, I had a copy of Machina that had a scratch that coincided with that sequence in "Glass and the Ghost Children" where Billy decided it would be a good idea to record a therapy session and then fuck with the tape speed. It was perfect. Now I have to fast-forward through that part when I…

I used to do that when I was younger. I also played solo Cat's Cradle using my feet.

Here's to Nelsan Ellis hopefully getting a better job!

Thanks for nothing, LAPD.

I totally did not realize that I knew four Gin Blossoms songs.

So I messed up. SHUT UP! Stop clapping before you make me smile.

Is there a more sadly prophetic couplet than "“You won’t be around next year / My rap’s too severe, kickin’ mad flava in ya ear”" in all of rap history?

The fuck? I can't even…

My man, get a cup and put some brew inside ya hand

Shout-out to Fuzzbubble and G.Dep!

Sheek is the one I always struggle to remember whenever the LOX comes up in conversation.

"On to the Next One" was enough to make me forget the numerous sins he committed on the mic.

I still love "Jeans & Sneakers" with Biggie.