A friend told me that lots have people have seen Ass Blasters LXIX.

I forgot about that Seinfeld gag. That song always makes me think of a joke on Grace Under Fire. Grace's ex-husband drunk dials her from a bar and tries to convince her that he's at church, then she calls bullshit on him because she can hear "Desperado" playing in the background.

Isn't he the guy who will fight for some chick named Yuranna?

I was in that same situation once, and the person I talked to could not have been any less interested in my call. I'd just gotten a new number, and I got a voicemail from a medical insurance provider, and I thought I was doing the right thing by suggesting they try to contact their policyholder a different way.

I've had the same number for ten years, but I still occasionally get calls for a guy named Zach Smith, who is apparently in debt to EVERYONE. When I first got the number, I got a lot of calls from debt collectors who refused to accept that he'd changed his number. Some of that is just par for the course when you get a…

"I don't feel Justin Bieber should be held accountable for something he said when he was 15."

Cleo's good though, right?

A lot of romcoms would turn into MILF porn.

I'm so angry that this movie isn't on Netflix Instant.

Radio is so terrible, but I think a big part of the blame has to go to the ridiculously triumphant score. If you watched the movie with your eyes closed, the music would lead you to believe that Radio wins 20 Super Bowls and is eventually elected president when he's really doing things like pushing a shopping cart in…

I'm more shocked that the OG Playstation is creeping up to the two-decade mark. Holy shit.

In my family, that's still the required response when someone asks what ever happened to Celebrity X.

I guess the biggest one is The Big Bang Theory, because I went to grad school for physics. People that I meet just assume that I must watch the show religiously, but I don't think it's that funny. It's cool that a show with that premise exists, and that the creators pay attention to detail, but the subject matter…

Excellent score.

I agree with her, on account of her well-supported, logically consistent argument.

I understand the rationale, but I still don't buy it.

Nic Cage's version looks pretty entertaining.

Or the league's dedication to funneling #1 picks to its favorite city, Cleveland.

The Dueling Biopic Principle is the reason I'm holding out hope that a second Nina Simone movie will come up and counteract the terrible-looking Saldana version.

Wha? Where's Donald Duck?