I only watched a handful of episodes of the SYTTD bridesmaid spin-off, but every time it was for the required divas.

I used to (hate?) watch this show religiously, mostly for the dress porn. I still give it credit for bringing those hideous Pnina Tornai stripper popping out of a cake gowns onto my radar.

You mean NBC didn't tag him?

It's Creole for "Rebbie".

A MacGruber sequel set in a dystopian future with sexy vampires and an Idina Menzel song over the credits?

Okay.

Based on the long nose?

I'm expecting a set of twins named Blue-Violet and Violet-Blue.

Will the white crayon spend the entire film sitting in the box waiting to be used?

I'd go with Mothman.

There's Cam on Modern Family, but he's in a long-term relationship and isn't privy to storylines about mate selection.

Senseless.

That bodyguard was doing a bang-up job until that critical lapse in judgment.

What did Ginsberg actually see in the computer room? I missed it the first time, and then managed to miss it again during the encore.

I forgot about that one. Carrie played his mother on Lost, too.

"She's not my mother, Todd."

Quentin Tarantino showed up on All-American Girl while he was dating Margaret Cho.

It looks like my weekly post-work grocery trip can now shift to Thursdays.

That Chicago exchange was my favorite part of the episode.

That's basically what happened.