You could tell she'd already cleared out a spot on her mantle for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar.

That's a name that belongs on an Arby's menu board and nowhere else.

I hope it's whoever wrote that "Same Damn Time" verse.

You could lose the other three, but I can't part with "End It on This".

Even in the 90s, I went back and forth on loving/hating this album. Its true value didn't really emerge until my college karaoke days. That narrow range means that it's basically impossible to embarrass yourself singing any of her songs. Gwen is basically the female Anthony Kiedis, in this respect. Plus, every girl in…

"The Climb" is so skippable, but it gave us "Forgot About Dre".

Especially since Gwen made some statement downplaying Courtney's claims instead of just flat out ignoring them.

Let's not forget that he legitimized her fake Britishness.

I overheard one of my (former) colleagues teaching his class that the second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution. He was a reverend or something and taught physics on the side. I wanted to casually walk past his room and yell "not a closed system!" into the door.

If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her Sanguinette Vibrella.

"Baby One More Time"?

Rivers Cuomo can help you with that.

Bless your vajayjay, Tila.

I got my brother into Björk and he got me into Jay Electronica.

I can't wait for a gif of the Dean's reaction to "Times Square".

I can't fathom why Fresh Prince's last season is so highly-rated. Finale aside, that's a really shitty run of Money, Dear Boy episodes. That series' highest rated episode was a no-brainer, but the lowest surprised me. It's actually a tie between "Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect," which is easily the least…

I remember a really terrible sketch about a rapping baby played by Jeff Richards, but that episode also gave us "Give Up the Ham" and that "Advil for Racial Tension Headaches" commercial.

She was only ever popular in the UK.

We aren't crazy: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I got lucky (in the sense that I really impressed my grandpa) like that once because the category was something like "Classic TV," it was obviously "The _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Show", and Ed Sullivan was the only name that fit.