Update: Cecilia weighs in:

Lucio out of turntables

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

About 3000 coins.

Exactly. I burn my penis every day and it looks nothing like this.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

They should have tied it into the Blue Beetle instead of Batman, so the show could just be called Better off Ted Kord.

Why would you separate them?

This is the DC Icons Blue Beetle and Booster Gold two pack. It’s hitting stores in June/July. It comes with leis, boat drinks, a wad of cash, Skeets and a pair of smiling heads. Everything about it is perfect.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

It’s crazy remembering that this is a real thing that we’ll be playing soon, and not just some mythical hypothetical object from the future. Guess that’s what happens when you launch early in the year.

China.

If these are Transformers, that’s a baseball stadium. Only fair.

Dammit. I am humbled.

This is all the proof you really need.