Those freaking dimples are everything.

Ah gotcha. Fair enough! Wasn't trying to be condescending, I assure you. :)

Hmm. Interesting. Alexis does tend to do a whole heck of a lot of padding. It's her Thing She Does. You see her in public, and there's Alexis, and then Alexis's bottom.

To get a structured, tight bodice up top, while still serving breasts, and then have it come down to such a severe pinching in at the waist, and then to balloon out to a big padded butt, and then have the gown go back down to thin again against the calves is devastatingly difficult to do, especially in a fabric that…

Dude. You took me there. Sexy Coal Miner would have been freaking AMAZING. That said, would you say that the trash look was fully realised? Like. It wasn't just a couple of blacked out teeth, and a thirsty wig. There was detail. It was the empty pack of Newports as an earring. It was the rhinestones all up and down…

1. Yes. Yes it did. Give me 2 hours. VH1's programming is endless shitty dating reality show after goddamned Pitch Perfect reruns. Nobody cares, VH1. You have no programming. Give us more drag race, god damnit. THIS WAS THE SAME WITH LOGO THOUGH. They'd show Golden Girls, Designing Women, and Finding Prince Rentboy's…

I love how she lost her shit when Shea was all "I'm from ChiCAgo!"

It's the HD, gurl. The higher resolution cameras need more lighting to capture the whole thing without looking a blurry mess.

Nobody looks like Alaska. But you're welcome to try. It's fun.

These boys with their straight up and down bean pole bodies?

Relax. Relax. Take this down to a 2.