5th/Neutral: A bike that can’t crash isn’t a motorcycle, it’s a carnival ride.

Now give us a Cruze SS! A real SS as well, not some half baked ‘RS Sports package’ that’s really a front chin spoiler and some bigger wheels. I want a 2.0 turbo from the Camaro, AWD and 6 gears that are manually selectable.

*Gets out Polaroid camera, snaps a shot of the above comment*

No. Fuck no. A 13 year-old truck worth $7k, some aftermarket parts, and a front clip do not equal $18k.

If only they had a vehicle which was grounded to the ground.

I mean...we probably would. Instead of calling it “sad and stupid”, we’d call it “Tuesday.”

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

Bonus points for the hydrant - perfect - the east German judge gives it an 11!

Don’t you mean the Mustang of Minivans?

I’ve gotten to the point that I don’t even care about who wins the
COTD. I just click on the link out of curiosity to see what pic $kaycog is going to post. Which is ridiculous, in its own way, because 1) she’s pulling from images online and 2) hard-core porn is free and plentiful online, which is NOT what she posts.…

I was skeptical when you first started writing here Andrew, but you’ve definitely fit in and hit your stride. Glad you’re here.

Let’s talk about the real problem here: why are there gas caps on the passenger side? It makes no sense, and car companies need to stoppit.

What am I going to do when the people writing these things are way outside my demographic and no longer use “a stack of Pogs” as a reference point?

Your article and analysis dovetail perfectly with what Doug Demuro said about living with a Ferrari for a year- a complete burdon that is like a 1000 lb gorilla on your shoulder. This reality is only magnified for us normal working class folks who money means something to. I think what it comes down to is if you can…

If I won the lottery, I would buy one and remove every security torx screw in the engine compartment. Then I would dissolve the zinc plating off a bunch of Phillips head screws and install them into the engine. Then I would strip out all the heads, let the rust set in and bring it in for service. When they ask what…

This was really well written. I enjoyed the read. Kudos.

I had a scorpion pop my tire once

“I can’t imagine a life where $400,000 is a reasonable amount of money to spend on a deprecating luxury.” Deprecating? What, was the car sneering at you in derision?

all I see is a grin from ear to ear!

I think you guys forgot to tell us how much this car is worth. With all the coverage you guys gave it, you would think someone would mention the price somewhere.