And you shouldn't believe it either. It was later revealed that the "go somewhere alone" line, along with the slurping sound effect, was edited out from a different conversation between two of the women, not one with Evan, and placed into that scene specifically to create the illusion of illicit behavior. Still darn…

It's hard to discuss Room Raiders without also discussing Date My Mom and outright ridiculous both concepts were. I feel that both of those shows say more about the MTV production department than of the people involved or their audience.

The flow chart is missing A Shot At Love entirely because it was on MTV and part of a separate programming block. Including MTV's dating programs would have killed all illusions of the chart being even remotely readable.

You had me at The Adventures of Underpants Jesus.

Ah yes, who could forget the well-regarded Renaissance sculptor Fellashow di Tibus Foramen (oh man, is that a great Latin double-entendre), who was significantly more flamboyant than Michelangelo who actually used male models for all of his female figures and exaggerated masculine features because that's the way he…

Eagerly awaiting the Scarftember game jam. Indie devs making indie games that mock indies in an indie sort of way. Next year, let's do Ascotstober!

At least that one dropped the Shin Megami Tensei prefix (it did, didn't it?).

I'll allow it.

I bought it last week but haven't had a chance to sink my teeth in yet. The trailer was exciting as heck, and I'm generally in favor of anything that is simultaneously colorful and bouncy.

You can assign who controls which of the four "limbs". One player could control the left leg and right arm while the other controls the right arm and left leg, one player could control both legs while two other players control each leg. Each limb is color-coded to the player controlling it. I strongly recommend having…

I definitely had the theme stuck in my head all last week. Picking up butter at the corner store while mumbling "octodaaaaaaaaad, nobody suspects a thing. octodaaaaaaaaaad, he's got a good thing going" might not have been my best public appearance.

You are exactly right. My apologies on the tardiness of this review and big big big shout out to our wonderful editors for putting up with me and getting it done.

So much Schwarzenbach love, how long until we get a Hear This for the Forgetters tune "The Night Accelerates"?

One of the first things I thought of, but then I realized that actually watching convicted criminals brutally slaughter each other on live television would probably make me violently ill. I could barely get through "2 Girls, 1 Cup" with my digestive system intact, and they didn't repeatedly shove rusty signposts…

Removing Mandy Hampton (played by Moira Kelly) improved the pacing and direction of The West Wing exponentially.

It's not that hard once you recognize that it's a sequence of 5 A's, first with one capital letter, then two, then three and so on. Also, titles exist for reasons and we should respect the artists' whatchamacallits.

Still haven't tried out the Oculus at all, but I played the PC version of AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a few years ago and recently picked up the Android version. Tony Hawk Pro Skater for base jumping. I imagine the Oculus version would make me vomit and run into a wall. Hooray for modernity!

So the grass sword is totally Adventure Time's version of the Venom symbiote in Spider-Man, right?

I almost feel guilty playing it before reading Joe Keiser's sure-to-be-breathtaking writeup.

(Only to backers, gen pop get it in two weeks, but yes, so far it's extremely pretty and marvelously performed. I want to curl up and live in it.)