I’m sure holding onto that kind of blowout against the New England Revolution makes up for any previous losses to that region’s sports teams.

Did this man really type out “I, me, Albert”?

My takeaway is countries need to differentiate there flags a wee-bit more. Cuba has the same flag except red and blue are swapped out and Mexico has Italy’s flag with a coat of arms. Come on guys, no flag game.

This is a bad take

Bringing up Josh Hamilton getting paid, after they did everything they could to get him banned for as long as possible to get out from under as much of his contract as they could, really isn’t as great an example of the Angels being willing to spend as you might think.

lol poorly timed article emma

I think this is a record for the shortest time before a Deadspin article becomes irrelevant

Deadspin claims “coincidence” as Bud Norris makes relief appearance at the same time article is posted.

I saw this article posted exactly as I saw that Bud Norris has come into the game

If I were invited to a picnic with FOUR HUNDRED other people that was held months after a formal wedding ceremony, and did not feature any “traditional wedding crap”, I would in no way consider that to be a reception and would feel REALLY weird if gifts were mentioned in any way. The number of invitees alone would…

and punished “several players”

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

How does this shit keep happening? Are they playing in grass lots with a few sets of bleachers where dogs/cats/vagabonds can roam freely?

I agree in principle with everything Murray says.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

That’s back alley dice. No imaginary craps table present, and throwing the imaginary dice on the ground.

Obviously you’re unfamiliar with Dice.

Yeah, I think owning one of the most valuable sports franchises on earth is the largest part of his power and influence. I think, for as successful as the Patriots have been in the last decade, that the Cowboys really are the signature team of the NFL. He’s also one of the five or six longest-tenured owners in the NFL.

How can they ever catch up?