Only because that photo doesn’t show the two bottles at scale.

“But the small packages they come bottled in often look more like a 5-hour Energy bottle.”

“Marvel Pauses Wonder Man and Thunderbolts Indefinitely Due to Corporate Greed”

How much do they pay you to promote these (sub-par) phones?

Wasn’t this reported on, like, 6 months ago?

They’re just desperate to get folks to see this movie, huh?

That video shows almost exactly what I did. Its not a dead end, or glitch, or bad design. The game gives you all the tools to succeed, you just need to use them.

I would hope he can pull off the mannerisms, its his character.

Deadstream is one of the funniest, creepiest, and grossest horror movies I’ve ever seen. Its absolutely perfect.

It was really easy: I just hopped between the little bits of rock sticking out of the lava until I got to the side and climbed up.

I just did the fire temple, landed in the middle, and got out fine.

“fantasy iPad”

I can’t believe they’re pulling the Howard Ashman documentary right before Pride month and the new Little Mermaid movie comes out.

“ill informed health nuts.”

“A new study from a nonprofit in California found road rage incidents.”

Mortal Kombat has a plot?

“Space Plane” is just another term for “Space Shuttle” yeah?

Wait, people actually care about eye contact on a Zoom? I thought we had all agreed that that doesn’t matter...

You’re still here? 

Oh my god, he admit it.