“Or men who say they’re gay but don’t leave the changing room when women are undressing.”

Sorry, its sexist to point out that extreme plastic surgery looks bad?

Why do people engage with these BS “controversies” in the first place?

The contract is about shoring up their legal arguments for regulators.

“If MS acquired Nintendo, Nintendo’s games would become available on PC and Xbox, in addition to Switch.”

Sorry, almost a billion dollars is a commercial flop now?

“Yet the plot of Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was dependent on having seen WandaVision”

Oh wow, this might be the only review (or review-adjacent-article) about this game that is actually worthwhile.

“I’m also the best you’re going to get.”

Found the spineless Potter stan

“Or take Twitter user sybil grimalkin, who used the magnesis ability to simply drag the menacing spiked balls swinging over a narrow bridge out of the way”

I’m confused, is it just the first three seasons that are leaving Netflix? Or will season 4 (both versions) and season 5 be leaving too?

“A game that Rowling probably can’t remember even giving permission to use her IP”

I’m sorry so many people are ganging up on you. Have you tried considering that Professor Fig dies in all possible endings and Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne and framed the Goblins?

I can’t believe you forgot Grogu!

Several of these (The Abyss, Shadow of the Vampire, and I think True Lies) were on streaming services until like last month...

Filed under: things that definitely happened

“Additionally, if you want to offset a purchase or simply tip the scales in favor of the correct side of the issue...”

For misusing the phrase? It doesn’t mean you can directly fund bigots because “they were going to make money anyway” or whatever spineless excuse you need to tell yourself to feel better about supporting an out and proud transphobe.

Personally, I’d like to see some Pokemon DLC (and base game patches)