This is literally how White Noise starts (not that many people have seen that movie, but still)

Filed under: things that definitely happened

“Additionally, if you want to offset a purchase or simply tip the scales in favor of the correct side of the issue...”

For misusing the phrase? It doesn’t mean you can directly fund bigots because “they were going to make money anyway” or whatever spineless excuse you need to tell yourself to feel better about supporting an out and proud transphobe.

They did the same for Andor around the season finale.

Personally, I’d like to see some Pokemon DLC (and base game patches)

“Brendan Fraser called Golden Globes “hood ornaments [that]...mean nothing to me.” Talk about ungrateful”

Good for her, cashing in on this weird obsession! UK Tabloids pay pretty well for stories like this, and I’m glad she’s getting more than just a quick poke from the experience.

“Its statement in response to lawsuits seems to include glaring contractions.”

Isn’t this the plot of The Crazies?

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

Is this post sponsored by Wondery or something? Also, you should really include if a podcast requires a subscription to listen.

Finally some tangible good provided by the Super Bowl.

Why did you link a video with truly terrible CGI instead of one demonstrating the actual bike in action?

Sketch, not skit. This isn’t a middle school talent show.

Is it illegal for y’all to embed the images you’re talking about or something? Why did I have to click a link to see a screenshot of the tweet.

The image link doesn’t exist anymore :/

Nobody who watches Velma likes it.

Congrats. You’re now one of The Straights we’re talking about.

Yet another reason why “audience reviews” are deeply untrustworthy. This has been happening for years, but it really took off in 2016 - just look at the intense review bombing for things like Ghostbusters, The Last Jedi, Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, or anything that dared to show something other than cishet white men.