This tactic is nothing new. I always assume quotes for movies, games, music, shows, etc are taken way out of context (because they always are, and have been for decades)

Maybe some of these shows were cancelled because they had zero audience and most people had never heard of them (looking at you Grand Army and Partner Track, both of which I just learned about from this slideshow).

“The ‘95 Mortal Kombat movie (which is good, don’t @ me), Paramount Pictures’ Sonic films, and Netflix’s Castlevania, League of Legends, and Cyberpunk 2077 shows have all rightfully received the same praise for their overall quality and respect for source material.”

What a weird take. I don’t think we’re watching the same show.

“the app was always intended to be more of a therapeutic outlet”

Aren’t they working on an open world Star Wars game, too?

Detective Pikachu, Sonic, Sonic 2, Werewolves Within... I think we’re past the point of even pretending that video game adaptations are always bad no matter what.

“finally shed the curse of video game adaptations”

I’m vegetarian, not vegan, and I absolutely love Impossible Beef/Chicken. I hope it stays forever. I hope it replaces real meat.

No, I love my fake meat. Die mad about it.

I once had one of those locking carts lock on me as I was returning the cart to the front of the store. I ended up not needing it, and it completely locked down right in the middle of the walkway as I tried to return it.

Whoa bro!!! I can’t believe there’s blood and guts and death and murder in a KID’S GAME?! Frickin’ epic win! This is definitely what Pokemon should’ve been and should always be!!!

“So I spent the past two weeks checking my email to see if Nintendo was suing [sic] me.”

Why are we calling the GMA hosts’ relationship an “affair”? Weren’t they both separated from their spouses when they started dating?

The Holocaust was racially motivated though, the fuck are you talking about? 

I genuinely thought he died in prison. This is disappointing.

Elden Ring?

OLD song?! But Born This Way is from my senior year of high school! Does that mean... I’m old?

Fundamentally cursed? How? Seems like its a big hit, Sony’s even developing a TV show!

I love the Horizon games and am looking forward for more, but my intense hatred of online multiplayer means I will never play this.