“Seemingly innocent” implies he is not innocent. Might want to change that.

I’m vegetarian, not vegan, and I absolutely love Impossible Beef/Chicken. I hope it stays forever. I hope it replaces real meat.

No, I love my fake meat. Die mad about it.

I once had one of those locking carts lock on me as I was returning the cart to the front of the store. I ended up not needing it, and it completely locked down right in the middle of the walkway as I tried to return it.

Whoa bro!!! I can’t believe there’s blood and guts and death and murder in a KID’S GAME?! Frickin’ epic win! This is definitely what Pokemon should’ve been and should always be!!!

“So I spent the past two weeks checking my email to see if Nintendo was suing [sic] me.”

Fun fact: there were never any test screenings for Batgirl

Why are we calling the GMA hosts’ relationship an “affair”? Weren’t they both separated from their spouses when they started dating?

The Holocaust was racially motivated though, the fuck are you talking about? 

I genuinely thought he died in prison. This is disappointing.

“Weather will be what it will be; there’s nothing we can do to change it without taking decades or more.” If only someone had warned us decades ago that this would happen! I bet if we had known about climate change 50 years ago the world would’ve worked to together to stop it!

I might be the only person who actually really enjoys The Eternals

“Borner Patrol”

“Borner Patrol”

Ok, but that doesn’t happen in the movie, so I’m not sure what’s being spoiled because you can’t call it a spoiler when, again, its on the literal cover of the comic.

Why the fuck is this a slideshow??

What spoilers? For the comic? The comic that has the space battle emblazoned on the front cover?

I know it won’t be for a while, but I’m still excited for his trilogy. Maybe you should go rewatch The Last Jedi with an open mind and calm down.

The Last Jedi is still my favorite Star Wars film, and no amount of whiny, bad faith arguments from “fans” can ever take that away.

“If you want to see some examples of actual Indigenous futurism filmmaking, may I suggest you look somewhere besides James Cameron?”