Unfortunately, this is useless because it assumes those voting for Trump have a remedial grasp of the English language. Personally, this is not an assumption I’m willing to make.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

I’m voting Cthulu.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.