I bet if I offered him two and a half cases of beer he’d help me load it on my trailer.

Anything that comes as a drophead.

By the time you put the shocks and linkages on it, you will have spent half the cost of a razr.

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

bikers are the worst.

I don’t look at FB. I look at Jalopnik (waaay too much).

Let me get this straight. This asshole works for his nice things by building companies and providing goods and services that people gladly pay him for and you go out of your way to shit on him. [Which is fair since, as I stated, he can be an asshole]

in this case bin it to win it

I would have thought he’d be better at turning left.

Putting NASCAR drivers on dirtbikes is more entertaining than NASCAR itself.

I think it could actually be good this year, especially with Nicky.

You know that people can hunt animals that are a nuisance to the area’s natural flora and fauna and even eat them (waaaaay more humane than the animals that end up at the grocery store). But hey, I’m sure YOU’VE never done anything that’s had an adverse effect on an animal’s life right? I mean how could you with your…

On the contrary, I'm so sick of my iPhone's inability to perform basic tasks like play music that I'll be switching to a windows phone next cycle.

Makes me think this guy, who’d spend this type of money.

You have the wrong wagon.

Four doors for more whores

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

Let's not science the shit out of this. If you're hypothesis is showing that you need more "decorative" and "colorful" foods instead of classic survival rations, it's time to do some field work and stop pontificating.

Yes. I am pro-dying. So far my team is undefeated.