Trucks run on diesel fuel.

A lady with a dick has the right to be addressed as “she”, but Clarkson doesn't have the right to his own opinion? Fuck off.

What the fuck is going on with the wheels wells?

Because rich people buy their shit with other people’s money.

It looks like his only sponsor is himself. “Wilkey” across the side of the car.

It would break the crusher.

Anyone can get a plate for a slightly modified 1972 Volkswagen Beetle.

~4000 lbs of 2" x .120 4130 tube would turn a Prius & it’s occupants into a finely ground battery, spit, guts, ass & moral superiority paste. This is fucking bad ass, but there’s a reason it’s only legal in Mexico.

Clarify please. After finding the toilet seat up, women voluntarily fall into the toilet because they don't want to touch the seat?

Jia, get back in the kitchen & make me a baby. Not sexist, because “I said so.” Great new defensive for pesky offensive behavior. Very liberating to use.

A fully automatic tobbagan will get you 10 years in the big city.

2 feet of snow & a bunch of pussies acting like it’s the end of the world. Serendipitous.

Unfortunately, the smartest people know to stay the fuck out of government.

If this is what NASCAR fans require, NASCAR fans are mouth breathing idiots.

If you’re too dumb to wear a helmet “because freedom”, we’re better off as a planet without you.

He fed most of the energy into the suspension with that half donut thingy after the swap. Probably all on purpose-ish too.

The government is offering cash & telling you “it’s the right thing to do” has never backfired in the history of government or moral superiority. True story.

One of my favorite Colorado ski toasts, “Eat, drink & be merry, for tomorrow we may be in Utah.”

$211.08b. Keep dreamin’ Commie.

Pieck hit Friese in the helmet a couple times with his fist. Friese hit Pieck a couple times with his 225 lb motorcycle. Who was trying to hurt who more?