Bimota made their name by taking excellent engines out of their shitbox 70’s Japanese frames & building top tier chassis & suspension around them. It isn’t lazy, it’s what they’ve always done. The one time they didn’t, they went broke. BIanchi, MOrri & TAmburini aren't names that you can toss out lazy in the same…

True, but it’s way too functional to get my motor-bits tingling. And Yamaha dropped the ball on not using a single sided rear swingarm.

You mean the clip should be limited to 15 mileages & they should be banned if they have a gearshift thing that goes up.

A café bike that that accelerates, turns & stops fast enough to tousle a pompous moustache? Never sell. Seriously Sean, other than the front swing arm & hub steering, there’s not all that much out of the ordinary about it. However if we’re going to get into a weirdo space bike conversation, I’ll take a Vyrus V4 all…

Have the rules changed to favor brick wall front wheel/headlight nacelles? I can't imagine this setup is more aerodynamic. It is starting to look familiar though.

TrailTech. None of that hipster sealed beam bullshit.

Lambo doors. On a crossover. I bet you can smell the vinegar before they pop open & the douchebags come rolling out.

ATTENTION AFTERMARKET: Please start work on a cone filter to replace the homely ass airbox the production model will have.

Survival of the fittest.

In this country we don’t ride nuts to butts with our handsy uncle on a Vespa. Our deepest apologies.

With as much as the front wheel weighs on that Harley, dad could steer the bike from the clamps. He’s using body English the whole time.

Felt seat cover? Probably Alacantra. It’s the whale penis of felts.

So if I give all my stuff away before I beat some sense into you, I only have to go to jail for 20 minutes?

Keep talking, you might eventually be right. First thing they taught you in law school, right? Or was it to spout off half cooked opinions without doing real research first?

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Give me a 2004 or 2005. It’s a lot lighter & for the price difference, I could make it just as powerful. I like 5 or 10 minutes of PTSD after a jaunt on a liter bike.

Great ‘shop, but 1” of front wheel travel before the fender hits the fairing?

Revenue is not controllable in most businesses, absolutely in the auto business. The list covers controllable aspects of the luxury auto business. Wasting time trying to control the uncontrollable is a guaranteed way to go out of business.

Go drive your Camry to bingo....10 mph under the speed limit....With your blue hair.

You buy it at the parts counter, that is all.