The story didn't say he got knocked off his penny farthing. No wonder he was so pissed.

Not the be pedantic, but in ‘Merica it’s pronounced Tubafor

For the record, I am making the over/under of 2075 as the year the SCCA becomes as divisive as the NRA. Place your bets.

You need a dummy for the passenger seat. I’m banking on the reason you were pulled over twice was for some kind expected odd reverse road head maneuver. Probably explains why the cops were so gruff when they didn't find it either.

These bikes are extremely popular for THE reason Harley can’t market them. There is no better bike for riding drunk as hell from one back roads bar to another. Heavy ass bike with heavy ass wheels, mushy brakes, suspension & throttle to damp out all but the most determined drunken inputs & 3 ice chests bolted to it!…

This isn't a fraternity, it's a apartment building.

Syria is a civil war. The other dozen or so current civil conflicts, few support your statement.

You might want to do some actual research on military effectiveness against dispersed armed insurgency instead of parroting something you know nothing about. Syria would be a good place to start.

Worked retail in an open air market where I would help hookers coming off their shifts in the early AM & presidential candidates in the afternoon. The ladies were by far the better people. Always.

Burn it to the ground?

I was trying to be as condescending as you. Epic Fail!

Desk pop.

Go be surprised that the sun comes up every morning, cause it seems like it doesn't take much to shock & awe the shit out of you. For a 38 year old.

I named mine Dr. Zaius

You do what any self respecting nouveau riche gun owner does, clean them at the dining room table in your underwear while whispering sweet nothings to them.

Camry. Fucking Camry. Give up on life now, cause no matter how awesome you make it, you’re going to get run over by a Camry. Christ.

They’ll bent totaled out just as quickly as a bike with a dented aluminum frame.

Those Aerostitch guys are the perfect amount of moto-weird. Not magic heated BMW underpants weird, just right. Like read their catalog cover to cover on a Saturday night for the laughs kind of weird.

Everything on a hipster’s cafe bike?

The Expanded Polystyrene (EPS, aka Stryofoam) loses it’s crush resistance over time due to ozone exposure. If the EPS is too “soft” it doesn’t decelerate your noggin enough before it hits the helmet shell & then someone else has to wipe your ass for the rest of your life.