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For girls with a shrinking thigh to waist ratio, the high hip-cut gives the optical illusion of a longer calf. Which in turn draws the eye to think the hip is higher, and thus the bulk (fat) is just not as pronounced. In the case of Miley, she lacks a rack, so playing the Katy “boob” game for audience attention will

I don’t like the Hilary witch hunt but does no one here think it’s kind of a big deal that the freaking Secretary of State was doing this?

No, you are not being too grumpy at all. This is wildly tasteless and ill-conceived.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

“Frontrunner and presumed nominee Hillary Clinton...”

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

Someone needs to send this to Perry. Amazing, you even got the stress chords to match.

Chappaqua gurls
We’re unforgettable
Starched pants suits, coiffed on top

Yeah. I think it’s just for ratings and reviews; people talk about it, like they used to about nudity or swearing. Those are mundane now, so to show that you are ‘adult’ and ‘extreme’ they have to take it to the next level to stand out, and apparently the next level is being anally raped with a drill knife.

So is every TV drama just required to have rape scenes now or something? And no one thinks that’s basically just cheap exploitation?

You know, this coverage of all things fashion makes me long for the days of Jenna Sauers, who gave a face and voice to models and offered a lot of insight into the process and mentality of her fellow models.