“What’s attendance mean?”

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Is this Drew’s account?

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Interested to see how the hype machine dills with his loss.

he was only parsley injured.

Just not his thyme yet.

“gotchu” is the Korean word for dick/weiner/penis.

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

Not only do we have real bacon up in Canada, we have multiple types.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I can’t believe local Boston sports talk radio didn’t fly during HBO prime time.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs