whats it like to be poor?

It’s the bittersweet legacy of the Dark Knight.

I just hope that the movie doesn’t suck like the last four have. I feel bad for Craig who could be a great Bond if they weren’t trying to Grimdark the fuck out of the Reboot movies.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

I always thought you’d end up as Jizzmodo.

Facts, off course.

Kushner has had sex with Trump’s daughter, something Trump can only dream of.

Fuck off, younger-but-still-brain-damaged-cut-rate-Gary-Busey.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Too bad they can’t win in the playoffs like they did in the 90's.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

“And how about Batman? Why isn’t he wearing red, white and blue body armor and have an American flag as a cape? Plus, you never, ever hear him singing the praises of American values or reciting the Pledge of Allegance! Damn Hollywood liberals and their American hating liberalism!”