Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Facts, off course.

Kushner has had sex with Trump’s daughter, something Trump can only dream of.

Fuck off, younger-but-still-brain-damaged-cut-rate-Gary-Busey.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Too bad they can’t win in the playoffs like they did in the 90's.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

1. As a law enforcement officer he wouldnt just be protecting his “cell phone and 10 dollar bill”. He would have an obligation to stop rhese thugs from hurting and robbing other people cause if they are beating and robbing him then they have probably done it to others and most certainly will do it to more victims.

There are an awful lot of robberies that end in the robber killing the victim. The shooting isn’t necessarily about protecting the things, it’s about protecting your own life.

To be clear, without knowing further details I can’t comment on whether or not this appears to be justified. I am frequently a critic of…

Shaun King spoke of this this morning on his fb page and what the witnesses said.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

This entire argument (“Pop is a hypocrite!”) is a ridiculous straw man stance that assumes anyone who is disappointed by this injury is just a San Antonio butt-hurt homer. It’s possible for both Bruce Bowen and Zaza to be assholes.

Truly. Madly.