I wholly support Jason’s new initiative of adapting his opening sentences for Destiny articles to other video games.

OK, this Amiibo craze is reeeeeally starting to get out of hand.

Neat, the Valkyrie is back!

No vita release.

The first thing that popped into my head when I first heard the news.

Alright! Bowser’s got the princess!

I’d like to give credit to the model Lucy Purr and the artist Cory McBurnett for the original photo.

You are already squid.

I agree with this but only cos my miqo’te dude would Rock the fishnets.

I definitely get a World Ends With You vibe from the world, just with a more Nintendo twist. I really love the characters in this game.

Dude has a move called “Flurry of Acorns”
10/10

These are my favorite, their design was going for that “darker” tone Twilight Princess had, a much more bold and mature take on the fantasy world of Hyrule.

While Twilight Princess had its faults, I personally felt it was the best game in the series.

Only Nintendo could find a CEO that looks so much like a cartoon and employ him properly.

Did you just announce that you will announce on Facebook that Kotaku announced an announcement of an announcement of Nintendo announcements?

Well I’m glad to see that kotaku has made sure to announce the announcement of an announcement of their announcements.

So how about that pitch video, eh?