The only thing that makes me think Cuban might not be lying is the part about stuffing his hand down the back of her pants and touching her groin region. I’ve only ever stuck my hand down the back of a woman’s pants consensually but I can barely reach the bottom curve of her butt, if that. Maybe she wasn’t wearing…

I bet you anything that “the Trump regime being taken down by a vengeful porn star” won’t even crack the top ten weirdest moments of this entire shitshow once all is said and done.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

And let’s not forget the national travesty of the time Obama wore a beige suit!!! How did we ever survive the horror of his presidency?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

You have to be a real sick fuck where you have “rebel barracks” and a confederate flag on a mural, but those aren’t even the most disgusting part. Holy shitting Christ.

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

I’m not a fan of mystery thrillers, can we just skip to the ending already?

“ in typical hormonal preggo fashion”
she stipulates it was irrational.  

Any time I think about forcing gender constructs on babbies, I think of this:

Now you know how we feel.

That sounds like the kind of thing somebody says before getting slapped.

the bangs in this movie were insane. that’s my entire review.

Most of us don’t have enough experience with this situation to apply Occam’s razor.

[Unknown goon takes run at star player.]