It’s either that’s him in the picture or he/she took the photo. If it’s not one of those two I’ll be very let down. Hopefully they respond.

The citizens of Pawnee, IN also believe that theory.

I wasn’t saying this particular statement was smart, intelligent people say stupid things all the time. I was addressing OP about if he is dumb or not. Pretty much everytime Ashton says something publicly people are quick to say things like he’s “trying to sound smart”. Even if what he said is actually smart, people…

Are you including the Trump family as people he wouldn’t mock? I doubt he’d mock anyone that shares his last name, except Tiffany of course.

That’s a nice way to look at it.

Good job churning that joke out quickly.

I wonder if we have a perception of him as being dumb based on his That 70's Show role and his antics on Punk’d. Maybe him sounding smart just doesn’t seem authentic because of those shows?

To quote one of the Madden games:

There were a lot of jokes I was expecting when I came here, a Broadway joke was not one of them.

I’m guilty of this. As soon as I leave the gym or yoga class I’m lighting a cigarette. Obligatory “Celebs, they’re just like us!”

Twinja is a community of Kinja users on Twitter. During the whole Gawker/Hulk Hogan situation a lot of the old Kinja regulars went there.

I just want to say that is a great mix of sub-blogs to be ungreyed on.

I feel ya. I’m to busy to try and be the “first” on every article even though some days I try. It’s nice to be friendly with other “greys”. We all want to converse with like-minded people and engaging with each other regardless of our approval status does help.

Libraryanne was a savior. One of my first follows as well as followers. She like many others made the switch to Twinja. I wish they would come back and help improve these comment sections, but I understand why they stay away.

Commenters complaining about Deadspin. Welcome to Deadspin.

We need more Jim Ross references.

Getting out of the greys is so hard. We have to comment early and have to be twice as clever as everyone else or have a totally unique comment to get recognition. If we don’t come up with a great comment quickly we’re likely to get buried and ignored. I wish there wasn’t the regular organic comments from certain…

My parents bought it at the right time! Nobody wanted the house. They only paid $2,000 for a 60+ acre property in the early 70's.

“A sad and weird animatronic black cat!”

“Next week I am going to learn how to use Kinja!” Lesson one: Be prepared for technical difficulties.