Commenters complaining about Deadspin. Welcome to Deadspin.

We need more Jim Ross references.

Getting out of the greys is so hard. We have to comment early and have to be twice as clever as everyone else or have a totally unique comment to get recognition. If we don’t come up with a great comment quickly we’re likely to get buried and ignored. I wish there wasn’t the regular organic comments from certain…

My parents bought it at the right time! Nobody wanted the house. They only paid $2,000 for a 60+ acre property in the early 70's.

“A sad and weird animatronic black cat!”

“Next week I am going to learn how to use Kinja!” Lesson one: Be prepared for technical difficulties.

I thinks it’s a joke. Pretty sure they already got scripts. From another article:

You should apply that definition to my comment and understand my point.

We’ve reached the crest of pointless reboots.

Hey Finger, what’s the deal with those fingers?

Wow, this article is really bringing out the “Nazis deserve free speech” crowd. Do they not realize Nazis never would have allowed free speech?

Care to provide an example of where civility and intellect reigns?

Mine might be a little unconventional but here we go. I have to start with the history of the house I grew up in, which some people say is probably the creepiest part of my story. Warning, there is some graphic content. And sorry, it’s a bit long.

“he can get it up-and-down from jail”

Technically he’s Scarious now.

No offense to any of you guys

Let’s pump the brakes and not be too fast to pass judgement.

Link, please.

They have made several low budget ones. Maybe I should have said she wants that sequel with her as the star.

She really wants Mean Girls 2 to get made.