I’ll be honest, this is all I could think about while reading this:

That heiress needs to rein in her anger.

You better tell IMDB:

It’s from an episode of Seinfeld.

Send her to the von Trapps?

Could be worse...

Eh, don’t take offense Jinni but:

Ah, ok. When I first read your comment I thought “Is this person an expert on 1940's fashion icons or something?”. I was impressed with the obscure reference.

That’s what you get when you hire Seth as an animator.

You just made a joke involving Bess Truman and I’m having trouble processing that.

I’m not saying Cumberbatch used steroids, but it is a possibility in Hollywood.

I dunno, I think Joanna deserved the role more.

I have a weird fear of corn

It’s not bad, but it’s Deadspin tradition to call it out.

Highlight truther.

You better be careful with your Jada gossip...

DG hit the nail on the head. I have older single relatives that have literally told me they love and respect him because he’s rich. Even after telling them that he was born into it they’ve said they would feel the same way about a lottery winner. They have an adulation for money, and that’s it.

“Funfact: Ray Lewis’s son happens to play for Virginia Union.”

I miss it too. Hopefully the US version is decent. I didn’t know he was on Fortitude, I keep hearing about it because of Richard Dormer. I too need a new British sci-fi show, I’ve been re-watching Red Dwarf and just remembered about Tripped which could be good.

Mmm, spaghetti tacos. You’re making me remember good times in college.