Found something: “But he’s a doctor.”

Diet Coke*

I’m picturing the audience’s reaction...

Your username makes this comment perfect.

I will never forget the time I saw her at Warped Tour. “I Kissed A Girl” was popular at the time, so I figured I’d go watch her.

I am eagerly awaiting your response to these “legal experts” sharing their opinion :)

“Politics aside” is the Trump campaign in a nutshell.

I only had a dorm roommate for a week. He requested a different room after I had sex with someone on the bottom bunk while he was sleeping on the top bunk.

I would love to see a list of all the GIF searches you have done with iOS 10 so far.

You left out the part where she ate a Snickers.

Every season I think there is no way things can get any worse for them, and every season I am proven wrong.

*Amber Heard donates divorce settlement to charity*

So basically it’s “Making a move to start a move isn’t a move.”

I think these people took this movie way too seriously.

That was a bit of a crude thing to say...