“I’ll show you what it’s like when The Dark Knight Rises.” - Top bat

Luckily no civilians were in the vicinity. It’s a small victory for him.

Donger* (I don’t think I’d call it a “Big Ole” one though)

Did I mention the woman urinated on herself? Gold.

He can spend more time baking now.

Ah, I think you’re right. Never mind then.

“Dwyane, I just wanted to come see you in person so I could offer my sympathies.” - Trump

He’s trying to get a college scholarship, and thought this might get his foot in the door.

Gonna focus on personal connections over a type and text existence.

Since it was in Chicago, it must be Obama’s fault...I guess?

Finding a Browns play that is filed to “Highlight Reel” is like finding a four leaf clover.

I’m working on a joke, it just needs a bit of polishing.

$50 and he’s yours.

Your comment really brightened up my day.

Fat running backs can really pound the ball into the end zone.

or bags of flour

Of course...

I’d like to offer my condolences.

brash management style that one former employee described as “profanity-laced tirades.”