How is LOTR: Return of the King not on this list!?!

I can’t wait to see the photo of Pence eating a taco bowl in the Trump Tower lobby.

For anyone who wants to see the movie with the cat coaching a baseball team, here it is. I know I want to see it.

The only thing I know about it is that Jess and Cece were watching it , while stoned, on New Girl

but none of the victims’ stories

It’s going to be just like this campaign event.

Trooper Reason is definitely a USC fan.

I can’t wait to tell some mongoose facts to my friends. They’re going to ask “How do you know so much about mongooses?” and I’ll just think about you.

If I may ask, what tribes are you from? My mother really loves all Native American history, so I have a special interest as well.

I didn’t! I love that you know this :)

Ok, this about something from my childhood. I grew up in a haunted house (It was an old house, and 3 people had committed suicide there. So yeah, I believe in ghosts.) and I was very scared of the dark as a child. So my mother got me an arrow to put above my doorframe, because she told me it would keep bad spirits…

Omg, I was just thinking about you! After reading about the mongoose story, I wanted to ask you a really random question. You’re Native American right?

Galadriel is beautiful, but I’m more of an Arwen fan. Even Legolas is gorgeous in my eyes.

Soooooo.....I just googled “haunted mongoose”. My life will never be the same.

You do not want to hear my fetishes. I’m a nerd, and elves are definitely involved.

I’m a straight man, and I’m still getting some......feelings.

I really hope this doesn’t turn into a fetish thread.

If it’s any consolation, I appreciated your drawing a lot.

“I had avocado on an English muffin”

You should change “men” to “dudes” in the article title.