To be fair, you might forget about me in favor my cat too.

I’d forget about you and start talking in baby voices while giving her Eskimo kisses.

I have to choose between sex and these guys?

You’re right, I didn’t even think to take that into account.

If someone is going to own a gun, they should probably learn basic gun safety. I ALMOST don’t feel bad for people when get shot like this.

It happened because this guy was dumb enough to not unload the guns before he put them in a duffel bag. I keep expecting people to know simple things like this, because I forget how many gun owners don’t learn basic gun safety.

I’d imagine it’s something like this.

I’m trying to imagine what he ordered there. I’m guessing salad. Guys who have abs like his do not order Big Macs and Quarter Pounders.

Dammit, I wasn’t trying to be the “Didn’t understand the reference and now feels like an idiot” guy.

Wouldn’t that mean his reflexes are too slow?

Retired people get bored.

Honest question. What exactly is your reasoning for still wearing a watch? I’m younger so I look at the fact that I have a phone as a reason to not wear a watch. Is it because it’s habit from a time when they were much more common, or because it’s more easily accessible? I feel like smart watches haven’t caught on…

I thought the exact same thing. Had to do a double take.

That picture proves there is such a thing as being too tan.

“Don’t look him in the eyes, he’ll think you like him."

The best part is the woman who he is standing behind who does not give one shit that he’s there.

But there are more illegal Mexican immigrants that are leaving here than are coming here in any given year, why would we build a wall that’s effectively stopping them from leaving?

Good point, I guess they want us to emphasize with them. It might just be too hard for writers to give AI a personality that is neutral. I’m trying to think of how it would act, and I’m stumped.