Those tweets make me think he’s still hammered.

Even God had to stop after 6.

To be fair, it’s hard to catch a flight on time when you’re tweeting 500 times a day.

If they ever make a Lifetime movie about her, it better be called “Aggressively Mediocre".

They keep making it harder for me to admit how much I like them when I was in high school. They need to just stop.

Yes, her hair is amazing. Seems like no matter what she wears, the prudes are waiting. I feel like since she hasn’t let them get to her, that they just keep getting angrier and angrier.

Ariel Winter is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. What are these body-shamers even trying to shame? She is absolutely gorgeous.

Just letting you know. I saw YOUR post before you edited it. You tried to correct my proper use of “Your” with YOUR incorrect “You’re”. I should have gotten a screen shot.

Your reading comprehension skills are horrible. I don’t feel like using my time to explain how incorrect you are on a number of things. Honestly, I’m just going to say you should maybe lay off the booze for the night. If it’s not that, you need to take a serious look at your life.

If you have such a problem with her writing, why do you willingly read her articles? You honestly sound a bit like a stalker, it’s frighteningly creepy. If you’ve been to their office I would say you were probably the janitor, but that would be an insult to janitors.

Aslan, my little lion. He’s just as soft and fluffy as you can imagine. Here’s a bonus picture of him as a kitten just for you!

“littered with trash and feces.”

Pain is pleasure

Thin Mints are more American than eating apple pie with sparklers in it on the 4th of July

So Robin Lopez is the joke right?

Cats. I expected cats.

He can stick that Golden Foot right up his ass.

You saved me.

Dammit, I was such a loser as a teenager.

I don’t know why, but this literally made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed in at least 10 years.