Yeah, I don’t get it either. Honestly don’t understand how he still gets roles outside of the Mission Impossible movies.

Jake Johnson is in it so I’m gonna give them a pass.

Because they’re his defense team and that’s his only defense. Of course they’re going to beat it to death.

Yes, his disability affects his balance, not his decision making. The only point of this was to try and gain some sympathy.

Front/back seems like the most logical.

Black Knights. Because White Knights, even though it’s more accurate, is racist.

Guaranteed he’s gonna be getting one of the worst sentences you can get for rape considering the Stanford case. Which is a good thing.

After having a grammar lesson on here a few days ago, the thing that bothers me the most about this tweet is his use of “impacted” instead of “affected”. Damn you Kinja!

I’m just wondering how race officials check to see if they’ve had GC surgery. Seems like it’s an intrusion of privacy to ask that they get some kind of screening.

Mountain Men have the right idea. Go to an isolated location, get a dog, and avoid human contact at all costs.

Don’t act like you’ve never itched your sweaty balls and then decided to take a whiff. Of course most guys do it in private.

Have you read the books? GRRM states in a prelude how the timelines aren’t supposed to sync up. Even though the stories are told at the same time, some characters stories might be over the period of months while others are just days. It upsets me as well, but I try to not over think it and just enjoy the story.

Heroin*

Death row inmates wanting “livable” conditions. Oh the irony.

I it the “Odell 2.0"

I just smile every time I think of her clown horn impression.

Excuse me while I vomit.

Have you heard the joke about the pizza? You probably wouldn’t like it. It’s pretty cheesy.

I had to look up what a lamprey was. It sounds absolutely disgusting.

But he’s Canadian. I thought you would worship him in light of ‘10 Olympics.