Oh, so victims are never allowed to party or wear fishnet stockings for the rest of their lives. Makes sense.

He also couldn’t have been too drunk if he was able to react to getting caught quickly enough to get up and run.

I’m going to enjoy the rest of the day much more now. Thank you.

I clicked on this article thinking it was going to be something semi-amusing. Then I saw that and all hopes of amusement were thrown out the window, onto the road, and repeatedly run over.

This fucking guy. THIS FUCKING GUY! Make that guy spend the rest of his life behind bars. That is truly one of the sickest abuse stories I’ve ever heard.

“Turbofuck” needs to replace “Getting in a quickie"

Basically he is saying he wishes he never got all the coverage that he has, if he wasn’t a star athlete then it wouldn’t have made national news.

Alcohol just gave him the courage to act on urges he already had when sober.

If he really worried about trying to “fit in” he would do what the majority of the population does, which is to not rape unconscious girls behind dumpsters.

“I’m gonna have TMZ” is the white person version of “World Star!”

Can you imagine if he was charged in court now? He should feel lucky he only got expelled and isn’t going to land in jail.

I still can’t look at Alison Sweeney without being full of hate.

American Nudity > British Nudity

They were just trying to emulate 1 David Ortiz on first.

Shouldn’t there be restrictions on which assistant coaches are allowed to check on players? A big argument was why a linebackers coach was checking on a WR.

Has there ever been a gun shop owner who WASN’T Republican?

I’m gonna do something I rarely do. Admit you were right. Being pissed off watching Warriors get blown out made me argue a point I was clearly wrong about. You’re a random person on the internet, but you still deserve an apology. It may not be important to most people, but is to me. Sorry.

I’ve decide to just accept defeat on the issue. Waking up today I decided I could have saved a lot of headache by just admitting my wrong early on.

Well no one can complain about Trump not actually saying how he is going to achieve his promises. He’s gonna sprinkle magic sauce. Genius!

The big question is “Did Bobby finish?"