“3DS, Vita.” There’s the reason why I haven’t played and heard of these series titles. Don’t play on small screens anymore.

Don’t even see the need to add the word “gay.” I guess some gay people have this need to tell complete strangers that they’re gay. Can you imagine if straight people did this? “Sorry I cut in front of you there. I didn’t see you. Cut a straight dude some slack.”

All the suckers

“Everyone.” I don’t think you know what that word means.