How many more have to die before we finally do something about Sean Penn?

Tragic, really. All those number ones and it was a number two that killed him. . .

Yeah if everyone wins and gets an award and succeeds then somehow that lessens the accomplishments of these conservatives and smacks of socialism and it is definitely someone's fault. Probably Obama. 

Everything about this is...something...there’s a perfect word for it that’s on the tip of my tongue but it just won’t surface...but it’s definitely that.

Wouldn’t be the first gator tazed due to an officer’s inability to handle the situation.

Isn’t a Rhode Island Cell Phone when you rub the side of your face against a woman’s crotch?

I’m all for a Purge/Bring it On crossover.

You gotta think that over half of the packages are just thrown away because they aren’t valuable enough to sell and the thief doesn’t want the item. It seems like such a crapshoot unless you can tell that the box has something good in it before stealing. I hope the thief that stole my magnifying glass (for work, I’m…

The XFL: Now With Completed Passes (Maybe)

The men in question are Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock, who sell out large venues, have huge name appeal and draw in big bucks. The men getting offered that much money are not people who work Thursday night at Mr, Chuckles Comedy Club. If Monique thinks she is worth that much money, she should book herself into the…

Probably not as many as we have articles indicating the staff still hasn’t gotten over their Presidential candidate losing....so buckle up!

All you guys do here is play identity politics here Last time I checked Hollywood and dc are filled with pedophile freaks. Establishment republicans and democrats have protected or are involved with pedophiles for a long time. I know average people who are dem and rep and they all agree that this behavior is not to…

My favorite Harry Potter character.

I thought he was the the cackling monkey lizard thing that sat on Jabba the Hutt’s tail.

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Let me tell you a tale of the time I lived with many vegans . . .