Just sent Jim an email telling him how much I love the new “no sports at all” direction the website is going.

One Bad Dog I Met

Who are these woke white folks (straight up, my phone autofilled ‘fools’) you reference?

My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING

No one deserves an extremely good and likable team that makes people happy more than us 15 remaining Skins fans.

Oh man, poor Brandon, noted baseball economist with smooth balls and a pube filled face, is going to be run out of town by the locker room distraction guys. Or maybe the clubhouse cancer crew will come for him. Unless it’s never really about the distraction and it’s something else I just can’t put my finger on.

The curse of Brandon Taubman is a real bitch. 

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

On the bright side, that was apparently Joe’s “Rock Bottom” moment, and he decided to seek help immediately after for his drinking. He had a long phone conversation with Suzy shortly thereafter during which he apologized profusely and told her he was heading into treatment.

Alcohol is not an excuse. I have been a heavy drinker ever since I was legal—and only recently managed to cut alcohol out of my weekday.

Even at my worst, I never tried to grab, kiss, or otherwise physically/sexually assault someone.

Alcohol doesn’t make you do anything you wouldn’t do otherwise; it’s an inhibition…

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

This is one of my favorite baseball moments ever:

I’m looking forward to watching Scherzer pitch in the WS more than I’ve looked forward to anything in baseball in a long time.

I think its a “W” for Washington

I’ve been drunk af a lot in my life. Never celebrated domestic abuse even once.

welcome to life as a meme, sooner schooner

I thought most border crossers were men actively juggling 8-year-olds. Goes to show what I know.

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

That’s why Trump wants spikes on the top. And black paint to burn climbers. And alligators. And snakes.

You’re not protecting the impoverished from themselves. You’re protecting the impoverished from the privileged who exploit their desperation for entertainment and profit. Boxing is and has always been a predatory business and, really, a racket. Saying the prey can make “informed choices” looks past the problem, which…