“As the New York Times’ Astead Herndon pointed out on Twitter, the CBC doesn’t necessarily have the moral high ground here”

So in addition to the stop sign infraction the cop is on the hook for unlawful arrest and illegal imprisonment.

I am stoked as fuck about getting 20% off on a six-pack of general purpose bleach cleaning spray for the kitchen.

So....the whole “moving to TBS to do a late show” thing isn’t really working out huh?  I’m not really big into the whole “late night wars” thing, but it seems to me with the reduced set, shorter runtime and singular guest TBS is priming Conan for cancellation.  I kinda always felt that Conan was a weird fit on TBS, a…

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship.

I’m eagerly awaiting the greys that will come from the general Beyonce-centric internet once this review is up for a few hours.

But on the other hand, this movie does look like shit

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.

The blazer looks amazing; shorts & white socks? Not as much. A+ for effort, but the yellow suit to her right (our left) in the team photo deserves the A+ for execution.

That shorts suit looks ridiculous as all shorts suits do* but she looks like she’s having the best time ever so whatever. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I mean this was always going to happen with her in charge, no matter what the commentariat here said about how it was gonna be fine at the time. She did alright with bush, but has demonstrated clearly over and over again that she has no idea how to deal with trump.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Tom Petty-Even the Losers

Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

Wait, I thought the Lakers were incompetent and got fleeced and didn’t understand the salary cap and were doomed forever despite having the best player of all-time at the end of his prime and the best player of his generation on the same team.

How dare they besmirch the greatness of Shawn Kemp and Detlef Schrempf!

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Underperforming?! Beauty and the Beast cleared a billion. Cinderella and Jungle Book doubled the budget. Maleficent earned a sequel. Lion King will draw tickets from the cast alone. The only bomb was Dumbo, which even if it had been received well seemed like a pretty big mismatch of director to content.