This is the show that literally chopped the head off of the lead protagonist in the first season. It is likely that this ends badly for just about everyone.

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

The fun of waiting in a line in a store?

I once saw a line out the door of a Ben & Jerry’s in NYC for this. One scoop of ice cream, and people were waiting 45 minutes for it. That’s valuing your time at about $2.50 for the hour.

You’re gonna hurt people's feelings

You could tell from the crowd, but they blew their emotional load with Kofi’s win and was never able to get the crowd back. Corbin’s win, Batista/HHH....it was all so flat.

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

The videogame sketch was one of the most inventive sketches SNL has done in a while. It’s the kind of thing that could have been on Key & Peele.

I feel like there’s a less clunky, less redundant word for a Jewish Exodus.

Come at me, bros.: there are two things that are wrong-headed about people who are objecting to this decision.

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

It’s a six month deal. Seriously if you’re disdain for loading a different program besides Steam is more intense than your love for the game you for some reason can’t play then I don’t know what to tell you. Like, I get it. We all have our hills we die on. But like, I just don’t get it. At all. You do you though. 

It’s even worse when you realize it’s her mother that is filming this!

“Hey now, what’s wrong with an adult male watching videos of a child trying to ‘give him tingly feelings’ while she’s wearing adult-themed costumes? It’s not sexual and you’re a pervert for questioning my behavior when I comment on all her videos about how beautiful she is and how good she makes me feel!”

the tumor is benign.

He was a really good Jack Nicholson, playing Jack Nicholson, dressed as The Joker though.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Scorsese and DeNiro already made a gritty joker movie, its called the King of Comedy

Counter-Counterpoint: It looks awful.

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!